Suck a fuck chiggers

So I'm layin' out the dizzough for rizzo but those fucking cowards are being total bitches. I mean, I cooked a bacon turkey sub just for the Mooninites and they gave me leftovers of Canadian bacon. FUCK CANADIAN BACON GODAMMIT! I swear to Jesus Christ that my mother could pound a Jesus right in her meatloaf! Once again, it's like clockwork, motherfucker.




Yep, it's been a doozy here in NC. My sis is gonna have a party on Saturday for moving to California for college and I'm gonna go on a soda binge. My mom is making me suffer cuz my sis and her are trying to quit soft drinks. Fucking godammit, don't make me suffer, get me something no one else likes,like that Ginseng soda shit. I forgot what it was called dammit. It kinda was like Dr. Pepper on crack. Get me that, I'm frickin' starved for some goddamn fucking soda. Shitface


It seems that I masturbated after I wrote yesterday so yeah, I did. I had to resort to Vida Guerra after not finding any Scarlett Johannson nude pics. Shit man, that sucks. I hope she does playboy sometime.


Well, I gotta go eat more shit and stuff. I've been stealing some Coke from the stash for the party but my mom will probably catch me if i drink too many of em. So I gotta stop, unless I snoop around with different kinds. Damn, I'm really pathetic, I'm giving out strategies to steal soda. WTF happened to me? I used to be drinking 2-3 a day no problem. Now I struggle to survive and feel like drowning myself in the caffeinated liquids that make my soul whole. Great, I sound like a fucking queer now. Fuck my fat fucking self FUCK FUCk


Rupert is gay and I hate the owl still Puff, Puff bitch!